2004 Campaign Slogans

I recently found this collection of 2004 campaign slogans and just had to share:

Bush/Cheney ’04: Putting the “con” in conservatism

Bush/Cheney ’04: Apocalypse Now!

Bush/Cheney ’04: Get used to it!

Bush/Cheney ’04: Thanks for not paying attention.

Vote Bush in ’04: “Because every vote counts – for me!”

Bush/Cheney ’04: Four More Wars!

Bush/Cheney: Asses of Evil

Bush/Cheney ’04: Don’t Change Whores in Midstream

Bush/Cheney ’04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Because the truth just isn’t good enough.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Compassionate Colonialism

Bush/Cheney ’04: Deja-voodoo all over again!

Bush/Cheney ’04: Leave no billionaire behind

Bush/Cheney ’04: Less CIA — More CYA

Bush/Cheney ’04: Lies and videotape but no sex!

Bush/Cheney ’04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Or else.

Bush/Cheney ’04: Over a billion Whoppers served.

Bush/Cheney ’04: The economy’s stupid!

Bush/Cheney ’04: The last vote you’ll ever have to cast.

Bush/Cheney ’04: This time, elect us!

Bush/Cheney ’04: We’re Gooder!

Don’t think. Vote Bush!

George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency

George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot

George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt

George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There

God Save the King!

Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush!

Peace & Prosperity Suck — Big-Time

Vote Bush in ’04: “I Has Incumbentory Advantitude”

Vote Bush in ’04: “Because I’m the President, that’s why!”

Vote Bush in ’04: Because dictatorship is easier

Vote Bush in ’04: It’s a no-brainer!

Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!

Who would Jesus Bomb?

BU_ _SH_ _!