I don’t usually go for these kind of lists one finds cluttering their email, but this one was sufficiently different that I thought it worth sharing.
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter=Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup=Won Ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash=1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement=1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God=1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour=Knot furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling=1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone=1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine=1 semicolon
1000 aches=1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis=1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes=A straight line
453.6 graham crackers=1 pound cake
1 million-million microphones=1 megaphone
1 million bicycles=2 megacycles
365.25 days=1 unicycle
2000 mockingbirds=2 kilomockingbirds
10 cards=1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs=1 Fig Newton
1000 grams of wet socks=1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish=1 microfiche
1 trillion pins=1 terrapin
10 rations=1 decoration
100 rations=1 C-ration
2 monograms=1 diagram
8 nickels=2 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital=1 I.V. League
500 millionaries=1 seminary
5 dialogues=1 decalogue
2 wharves=1 paradox
1/2 bath=1 demijohn
1 million billion picolos=1 gigolo
10 millipedes=1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents=1 decadent
10 monologs=5 dialogues
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier=Mach Turtle